Wearing a true holographic polish really makes me want to yodel. Or try something else as equally ridiculous for me to attempt. Trying my hand at brain surgery after reading up on the Wiki pages? Hog-tie a darting calf in a crowded three ring circus? Acting as a Sherpa to climbers of a snowy mountain?
If you answered yes to that last one, then you would probably be using the term "Sherpa" incorrectly. Sherpa correctly refers to an ethnic group from the most mountainous region of Nepal. The people from these Himalayan regions are "highly regarded as elite mountaineers and experts in their local terrain"1. Not every "guide" on a mountaineering excursion is a Sherpa. It's a very small portion of guides, and only those from this region.
It's thought that "a portion of the Sherpas' climbing ability is the result of a genetic
adaptation to living in high altitudes. Some of these adaptations
include unique hemoglobin-binding enzymes, doubled nitric oxide
production, hearts that can utilize glucose, and lungs with an increased
efficiency in low oxygen conditions."2
If you answered yes to any of the other ones, you know me well.
So here's a true holographic...the yodel-inducing formula.
Jade Groove (Layla) and Connect the Dots (Lynderella).